Wednesday, February 22, 2006


Check out this post for an apartment on Craigslist:

$800 - Couple to Rent Haunted Apartment for Reduced Rent
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Date: 2006-02-22, 2:53PM CST

Got an unrentable space due to an active spirit? Can't find anyone to live in your rental that is actually a portal to a hellish, paranormal realm? Do you need tenants willing to deal with unexplainable noises in the night, floating orbs and disturbing apparitions?

We are gay couple looking to share a space with ghosts for a reduction in rent. Although a friendlier, yet active poltergeist would be preferable, a more demonic force contained within the property would be tolerated. As with our willingness for cohabitation with the deceased, a space in a safe yet hip area of town is required, along with a gracious cut in the required monthly rent. You must be open to letting us paint the apartment, cat-friendly and tolerant of our queer-hipster lifestyle. Credit must not be an issue.

Contact us soon!

* yes -- cats are OK - purrr
* this is in or around LSq/WP/UKV/LakeV/Etc
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


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